So dad stormed down and asked me what were these porno sites I sent him.  I was completely confused, since I emailed him a youtube link about a French idiom.  It turned out he clicked one of the related links at the end of the video and got this.  This was the following conversation:

Me: Dad... this has nothing to do with me.  It's just some links youtube thought was related to the video.
Dad: I thought it was the next video in the series.
Me: No, I sent you the other links relating to the idioms.
Dad: Well, that's okay.  The shaking of the ass pleased me.
Me: (laughs)
Dad: I really enjoyed watching the asses shake.

So I walked from the Broadway Bridge all the way down to South Ferry.  Yeah, you read that right.  I fucking walked all the way from the the top of Manhattan to the bottom.  Fourteen miles in five hours, making my average speed a shitty 2.8 mph.  At sometime around 100th street, I felt like I wanted to die.  You can only imagine how I was when I got to Canal.

[20:57:36] darkseraphim89: theres no way you would walk that far
[21:01:17] Dun 4 Hire: I did!
[21:01:19] Dun 4 Hire: It took me five hours.
[21:01:32] darkseraphim89: you went 5 hours without eating, sleeping or porn?
[21:02:54] Dun 4 Hire: I took a half-hour break in the middle of that to eat.
[21:03:14] darkseraphim89: what about the porn?
[21:05:12] Dun 4 Hire: Trust me, that was being played in my head about 3/4th of the trip.

Fun Times in French Class, Part V:
Teacher: Décédé means "deceased."
Writer Lady: Oh, that's just so much better!  That's just so much more civilized!
Me: What?  What do you mean?
Writer Lady: It just sounds so much better!  It's not as sad-sounding.
Me: Diarrhea is a nice-sounding word, that doesn't mean it makes it more civilized!

Teacher: (explains about a French system called PACS [PActe Civil de Solidarité], which is kinda like a civil union)
Writer Lady: We should bring that to America, the French really have it right!  I mean, marriage is just so long!
Me: (thinking because I know if I open my mouth, I'll blow up on her) "Marriage is just so long"!?  What the hell do you think that vow at the altar is?  "I promise to love and cherish you... for the next ten years.  After that, we'll see if we should renew our marriage at the library."  What the fuck do you think marriage is all about?

Yesterday Moham and I boarded the train and sat next to a mother and her ten-year-old daughter.  Momo and I began to talk about college and science class.  As per my usual style, I seasoned my speech with expletives: "You know what made it easy?  Bronx fucking Science.  That school hammered all that shit into our heads.  I remember sitting in college chemistry and thinking, 'Jesus Christ, I know this shit. Fucking covalence shells.  You got two electrons in the first shell, then eight or some shit like that in the next.' "  Properly after that, the mother and daughter got up, moved away from us, and sat down in another part of the car.  After watching this, I turned to Momo and said, "Do you think they moved because I was swearing?" to which he replied, "Yes."

Seriously?  We live in New York City.  We use "fuck" like a comma.  If you wanted to protect your child's ears from swearing, you've living in the wrong fucking city, lady.  Move to wherever this woman is from.

I have this problem in Word sometimes when I'm typing my German homework up.  Let's say I'm writing this sentence: Es erbag sich eine Möglichkeit.  It will suddenly turn to this: Εσ εργαβ σιψη εινε Μöγλιψηκειτ.  I... don't get it.  Why did it change to Greek letters?  It's not even consistent; it happens randomly.  I don't know what triggers it or why.  And then I have to retype everything again.